What is this all about?

So my name is Caroline. I am a sophomore at University of Illinois at Chicago, studying Urban Education. I am a commuter, so everyday I take the train from Oak Park into the city, and then back out again later in the day. While riding the train I have many encounters with men trying to hit on me. I decided to write them all down, not just for me to remember all these strange encounters, but hopefully people find enjoyment in seeing some people pathetic attempts to hit on me. Enjoy!